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StLOrca
28th Aug 2018, 10:40 PM

It’s the Night Watch! YES! (See Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” novels if you’re confused.) The only thing better would have been a very British voice saying, “Right! What’s all this, then?”

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fallopiancrusader
2nd Sep 2018, 5:41 PM

Haha, I was imagining her snapping her fingers and talking like a drag queen, like: "Bitch, please!"

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StLOrca
2nd Sep 2018, 8:54 PM

I’m okay with this. Maybe Nuyorican like Rosie Perez...

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Miaubol
3rd Sep 2018, 7:17 AM

So this is where those adventurer parties eventually go- yes, it was only a question of time before the city guard shows up.

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fallopiancrusader
4th Sep 2018, 4:00 PM

Yes, there are city ordinances against pterodactyls picking people off the streets and shooting fireballs all over the sky. Of course, spilling beer is an even graver offense! XD

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Garth MindFeather
12th Sep 2018, 9:24 AM

the beer-spillage part is no doubt especially true when the officer in question is a dwarf.

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fallopiancrusader
12th Sep 2018, 5:46 PM

True enough! Though that particular dwarf is more of a bourbon kind of gal... XD

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